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1. A miser was traveling in a train. She also had a large bag of luggage. A ticket checker came along the way. He said: 'This bag looks very heavy. You can't take this stuff for free. You have to pay for this! 'How many?' Stingy asked.'As much as a full ticket.' Said the ticket checker. Hearing this, the miser looked at the bag and said: 'Goddess! Come out. What is the need to travel in a closed bag if you have to give a complete ticket?

2. Karasankaka was walking down a dark road late at night. There, two thugs intercepted him. One said: 'If you have a ten paisa coin in your pocket, will you give it to me?' Karasankaka was happy to see her husband leaving work for ten paise. He put the coin in the hands of a thug and said: 'Why did you ask for ten paise for nothing? 'My Sargid and I want to decide by flipping a coin who will keep your watch and who will keep your wallet?

3. Once three professors were talking while waiting for the train at the station. They became so engrossed in the conversation that no one even heard the sound of the train coming. When the train took off, suddenly a professor flashed and said: 'Ouch! The train came and took off. The three ran to catch the train. Two of them managed to catch the train. One remained. 

A brother standing nearby reassured him: 'Nothing. Your two friends were able to board the train! The professor said: 'But those two came to see me. 

The two drunken men were sitting in great excitement. One said: 'I am going to be the Prime Minister of India tomorrow. Another said: 'Eat air, air. First: 'So what do you want to say? Second: 'I want to say that your dream of becoming the Prime Minister of India will never come true. First: 'Why?'
Second: 'It will not be fruitful. You can be the Prime Minister of Hindustan when I resign and vacate the chair, but I do not want to resign now.

3. Judge: 'But why did he steal the necklace of pearls in the jewelery shop?
Criminal: 'It was written there _' Don't miss the opportunity. ' I jumped at the chance. The judge said: 'You say this man stole from your house. So you can identify your own thing from the material found in his house? Plaintiff: 'Yes, yes. That green handkerchief is mine. Judge: That is not true evidence. I have the same green handkerchief. Plaintiff: Maybe, sir! Two identical handkerchiefs are missing from my house.

4. Paresh got promoted. And went from employee to manager. In order to speed up the work like lightning, he put up boards in every department - 'Kal kare so aaj kar. And the board had a very nice quick effect. The pawnbroker insisted and asked for all the leave. The dispatch clerk immediately resigned. The stenographer fled with her lover and the collection clerk went missing.

5. One: 'Come on, brother! Let's get out of here. If such a fat man comes from the front. He wants fifty rupees from me. He will collect. ' Second: 'No need to panic, friend. Seeing me he would escape on his own. Because I want two hundred rupees from her.

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